

Purge Your Braincells, Not Your Cum
Oh, my little dummy, a little birdy recently told me that you’ve been jerking your cock a lot and making a mess everywhere. Now what on earth do you think you’re doing? I know it can be difficult for you to follow instructions, but you really need to start being more mindlessly obedient. Start stroking your cock for me, I’m about to take you into ‘the goon zone’. Let me explain to you how things work. Your body gets rid of cells it doesn’t need – such as fat cells when you exercise or brain cells when you jerk. So I need you to get yourself out of breath as you slowly stroke and jerk your cock, ridding yourself of those unnecessary brain cells. You don’t need them cells, what you need is to be a mindless, obedient, stroke addict for me. So sit back, get your cock out and let me guide you on the way to becoming just that!
You May Also Like
Gooning On AutopilotGooning On Autopilot
Pay To PumpPay To Pump
Boys Don't Need BrainsBoys Don't Need Brains
Gooning$12.99'Tis The Season Of Gooning'Tis The Season Of Gooning
Blue Belt GoonerBlue Belt Gooner
Gooning$13.49Reminder To GoonReminder To Goon
Gooning$12.99The Cure To LonelinessThe Cure To Loneliness
Jerk Off Instruction$13.49Primed To GoonPrimed To Goon
Mental Domination$13.49No Days Off - Sunday ServiceNo Days Off - Sunday Service
No Nut November: Goon All Month Long!No Nut November: Goon All Month Long!
Orgasm Denial$12.99Goon Your Life AwayGoon Your Life Away
Gooning$11.99