Tara Tainton

Tell the truth. I know what you're doing right now: staying up late just to beat off to my videos. Don't you have anything better to do? You're so pathetic, such a sorry little jerk boy! Oh, don't forget who's in control here. I dominate YOU. You love to be ordered around by me. You love me to tell you exactly what I want you to do. You're practically drooling at the sight of me. You want me SOOOO badly. You want my pussy, my delicious ass, my breasts. You want to taste them all. You want my panties especially, don't you! My smitten jerk boy just can't get enough. Look at this pussy before your very nose that you want to be inside so very much... well, you NEVER will. Look at these breasts you wish you could just reach out and touch. No, no, no, I haven't permitted you to! If you're a good jerk boy, I may let you sniff my panties. If you behave, I may permit you to touch yourself. Will I let you come? What do YOU think, my worshiper?!

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I'm a wildly popular webcam model with a loyal following all over the globe. I've even created two new sexual pleasure devices in the field of virtual sex. One device is a pleasure sleeve you have at home; one is the controller device I hold in the form of a cock. Whatever I do to my cock controller, YOU feel in your sleeve at home: every touch, every sensation. My fans are coming to me in droves; men flock to my hot sessions to get jerked off virtually and expertly by me. However... some of you have found a way to pirate my sessions... some of you haven't been paying. So, I've invited you to a "special" session; I've isolated the group of you cheap bastards. That special lube I sent you? It keeps you LOCKED in your sleeve device permanently as soon as you slip your cock in. On my laptop, I can view how many of you are connected to my network and... as I'm stroking my dildo controller, touching it all over my body, titty fucking it (YOU), and giving you immense pleasure and THEN I let you in on my secret. When you orgasm, my laptop will communicate a signal to your device to issue 10,000 volts to your cock. That will be the end of you. When you come, you'll be totally "FUCKED!" The more heated my strokes get, the more I see the numbers of you decreasing and falling off my network for good, the more excited I get... and the more excited the remainder of you get, until there's only ONE of you left and I, ultimately, bring YOU to an electric orgasm as well. How long will you last knowing how doomed you are as you jerk?

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If I don't command it, you won't have it. Will I let you come this time or won't I? Will I humiliate you with some profane punishment or encourage your ultimate pleasure? You LOVE not knowing; you live for it. You want to be the helpless one; you want to play along. And I definitely love taking full responsibility for your pleasure as well as your pain. I'll count down for you during your little no-touch breaks... I may forget where I was at and start all over... I may forget you're eager to come at all! Check your patience at the door; I'm simply going to TOY with you this time!!

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Excuse me, um, Sir. I didn't mean to bother you. Have a moment? It's just that... I found something. Is this yours? Now, you can be honest with me... no need to deny it... this is YOUR fat dildo, isn't it? Yes, I know it is. What do you, um, like to do with it? Do you ride it doggy style or plant it on a chair and sit yourself down on it?? You know what I want you to do now? No, no... I don't want to blackmail you. I've known you must be a dirty boy, Mr. Boss Man. I want you to take all your clothes off and demonstrate just why this dildo belongs to you. I'm going to tell you exactly what to do to warm up your manly asshole, finger yourself, and stretch out for this massive rubber cock you must have so much fun with. Yes, you're going to do it for me right now. ...because I see you're getting hard for the idea already. We've got all the time in the world. We're going to get your ass good and ready... then, we're going to explore it at length using this dildo in so many ways... my pretty little head is spinning with ideas already! You're going to jerk your cock in every way I tell you, toy with that asshole every way I say, and... you have NO idea IF I'm going to even let you come or not when it's all over... or HOW I'm going to make you do it! Get naked, sir... NOW.

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Ready to lose control again? Hand it over to me... NOW! Your orgasms are mine, and MINE ALONE. Your body is mine to control; your mind is mine to master. Your devotion merits the hottest, longest orgasms of your life... WHEN and IF I choose to give them to you. Will I let you reach the end of my relentless, countless countdowns? Will I grant you climax and ejaculation or enslave you with blue balls for an indeterminate amount of time? The end of this session is completely unknown. Once you begin, you cannot choose to end it. Remember: This is only the beginning or our countless more severe, more frustrating, more inconceivable moments together... but you know that you gave up control the moment you started reading this description. You've already admitted that you want to feel totally helpless and completely succumb to my whims... There's only one, SINGLE GUARANTEE: you WILL be begging for release and you WILL be begging for your next session.

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We both love a good challenge... especially when I'm the one controlling YOURS! Now, get that cock out, have your hard-on ready... it's time to play. I'm in a spunky mood... are you?? I'm layering on the flirting, the fun, the TEASE... oh, how I enjoy TOYING with you. Meanwhile, it's the cards that determine just how long you get to stroke before it's time to STOP. Hand after hand, I'll randomly draw, and you'll stroke along as I count your handful of seconds to ecstasy. No coming until the very end!

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I. OWN. YOUR. ORGASMS. But... you know that, don't you. I know you do. I KNOW you love to come for me. And I simply LOVE to give YOU delicious orgasms. As many as possible. And I will give you many, many opportunities now. ALL... YOU... HAVE... TO... DO... IS... TAKE... THEM. Simple. Or... is it?

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A hot bath... slowly dipping in... just what I deserve for all my hard work. But you know I can't enjoy myself without knowing YOU are having fun too. I just can't help giving you a little show... with so many surprises in store for you! Just how long can you hold off before you HAVE to touch yourself?? How long until you come for me??

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Keep your eye on the nipples, MY nipples, the nipples jutting through my incredibly thin and nearly transparent nightgown. Oh, one slipped into view... just like that, my nipple, primed, self-pinched, and ready to meet your stare is staring back at you... tempting you... tugging at you. Yes, you may jerk your cock as you watch me tease you... teasing my own nipples hard as stones. You only have to change your pace, stop and start, depending on how much of my nipples you're seeing from one moment to the next. And then, you will come... when I allow you... when you've developed an addiction for my nipples themselves.

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The truth is... you can hardly last through my videos. Presented with my amazing body, you turn to jelly and can't help but spurt your load before you even get to the "good stuff." The trouble with you - and me as your temptress - is that you see the very sight of me, in any way at all, as the good stuff. You can't get enough... you can't last long enough... and I do love teasing you. So, let's have some fun. I promise it will be. This time, I'm not going to let you jerk to me. That's right... not until I say so, not until I give you an itty bitty amount of time at the very last to tug your cock and perform for me. I know you won't let me down. You're going to be SO hard after all my dirty talk, teasing, showing more and more skin, and viewing my huge breasts close up and in every possible angle. In fact, I think you're about to pop right now before you even press PLAY!

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Yes... I own them. Yes... I own YOU. I love making you work for what you most want. I love how you hand over the fate of your very pleasure to me without hesitation. I know you love the mystery, the unknown outcome, even the fear. You never know if I'll even grant you an orgasm... but it's the wanting of it that propels you forward, that drives your eager masturbation, that brings you back to me, begging. I warn you: I'm in a very playful mood today. You know what that means...

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Oh, you love playing games... my way. This time, I want to control your movements with a simple "stop and go" instruction... or do I ever allow it to be that simple?? You'll soon find out... I'm going to dictate your speed: slow, medium, faster, FASTER! And I'm even going to dictate your position. I'm going to have you changing it all up left, right, and center. You're going to be confused, in a daze, and jerking like a mad man... until I finally allow you to come. Can you last that long? The sight of me alone may be too much for you to handle.

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~ SPECIAL OFFER ~ Every first episode of each of my world-renowned video series is 30% OFF for you to sample. Experience them all. (The discounted "series starters" appear above in the FEATURED CLIPS rotating banner, just 20 at a time—and there are 29 in total! Check back often to catch those you don't want to miss.)

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Yes... You KNOW I do. You've been begging long enough... and you know I hate to see you beg. It's time to remind you that I Own Your Orgasms, in the way that only I can. Get your cock out, hands ready, and listen carefully. You have no idea what I may treat you to or completely disallow you the pleasure of... I don't even know. It's all up to my whim and fancy. Because I Own Your Orgasms!

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Ready to lose control again? Hand it over to me... NOW! Your orgasms are mine, and MINE ALONE. Your body is mine to control; your mind is mine to master. Your devotion merits the hottest, longest orgasms of your life... WHEN and IF I choose to give them to you. Will I let you reach the end of my relentless, countless countdowns? Will I grant you climax and ejaculation or enslave you with blue balls for an indeterminate amount of time? The end of this session is completely unknown. Once you begin, you cannot choose to end it. Remember: This is only the beginning or our countless more severe, more frustrating, more inconceivable moments together... but you know that you gave up control the moment you started reading this description. You've already admitted that you want to feel totally helpless and completely succumb to my whims... There's only one, SINGLE GUARANTEE: you WILL be begging for release and you WILL be begging for your next session.

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(Now also available in 1080p FULL HD.)

Let go, and relent complete control of your orgasms to ME. Submit, and experience the full series for FULL PLEASURE:

Pssst... it's me, Tara. Have you heard? The one and only Tara Tainton SHOP is now open! Let's get truly PERSONAL. I'm also AVAILABLE for you, in so many exciting ways. SCROLL ALL THE WAY UP for where to catch me—if you can. Don't miss out on all the fun happening between videos.

~ SPECIAL OFFER ~ Every first episode of each of my world-renowned video series is 30% OFF for you to sample. Experience them all. (The discounted "series starters" appear above in the FEATURED CLIPS rotating banner, just 20 at a time—and there are 29 in total! Check back often to catch those you don't want to miss.)

SPECIAL FEATURE - SIX OPTIONAL ENDINGS! Get more mileage from your masturbation videos! Play along, and you'll enjoy an endless combination of surprise endings and random orgasms... all dependent upon your own choice. I'm going to tease you through masturbation instruction, guiding your strokes, working your hard on, and bringing you to the brink... all before allowing YOU to choose how to finish off our sexy time together. Enjoy a different sensual experience - the satisfaction of ultimate fulfillment or agonizing tease of denial - EVERY time we play together.

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Just leave it to me. Yes, let me be your pre-show warm up. BEFORE you even touch your own cock, let me get you all hot and bothered. That's right; you're NOT to touch yourself during this entire video. No, this is where the fun begins even before you watch another video of mine... or anyone else's. You love jerk off instructions, but don't you want to get all worked up even BEFORE you get started? I wouldn't be surprised if you come without even touching yourself...

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Do you want to come or be denied? This time, it's your choice... without KNOWING which you've chosen! It's a very simple game: pick A or B. There are two versions of this video, both exactly the same EXCEPT for the ending. In both, you'll watch me tease and strip slowly while I encourage you to make your cock feel oh-so good. I'll drop my sweet little panties and bra right in front of your face and... well the rest depends on which video you choose. Will I let you come? Will I deny you all together? Will I count you down to a delicious orgasm, beg for you to come on me, and reveal my sexy naked body? Or... NOT. Either, way, if you come before I permit you, you must ruin your orgasm for yourself. The rest... well, that's up to your intuitive ability. Buy one video, and take your chances. If you're unlucky in life and denied your orgasm, you can always return to buy the other video... if you think you deserve it. Or buy both at once, and randomly choose which to experience at one time or another, always teasing yourself with the unknown outcome. So, which video will you choose?

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Let's be honest here. You're not completing my infamous marathons. After all this time, after all your trials, you still can't get through one and cross the finish line. Maybe you haven't been quite following along, maybe you haven't picked up every tool and technique I've taught. Oh, you're brimming with enthusiasm, and your cock is hard as a rock, BUT you lack discipline. We're going back to square one. Oh, this won't be easy, it IS a marathon. It's time to train your properly, as you've failed to follow along in the past. You're watching this for a reason; we're going to have you fit and finishing like a true champ. You're going to beat this marathon... and tackle all other advanced editions as I know you're capable of.

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